Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
The Batmobile lost a wheel
And Joker got away..

Deck The Halls
Deck the halls with gasoline
fa la la la la la la la la
Strike a match and watch it gleam
fa la la la la la la la la
Watch the school burn down to ashes
fa la la la la la la la la
Aren't you glad you played with matches?
fa la la la la la la la la...

Joy To The World
Joy to the world, my teachers dead
We bar-b-qued her head
Don't worry about the body
We flushed it down the potty
Round and round it goes
Round and round it goes
Round and round
And round and round
And round it goes...